Lunchtime Conversations with Johnny & Dominic
Johnny (throwing a temper tantrum over not being given another cracker): No way! I don't want to eat my sandwich.
Me: If you eat your sandwich I will give you another cracker.
Johnny: No! I don't want to eat lunch.
Dominic (speaking quietly): Johnny, I'm not dealing with this right now. After I eat all my lunch I'm going upstairs to take a nap. You can stay down here with mommy and she can deal with your grumpy ass.
I held it in as long as I could before I burst out laughing.
Me: If you eat your sandwich I will give you another cracker.
Johnny: No! I don't want to eat lunch.
Dominic (speaking quietly): Johnny, I'm not dealing with this right now. After I eat all my lunch I'm going upstairs to take a nap. You can stay down here with mommy and she can deal with your grumpy ass.
I held it in as long as I could before I burst out laughing.
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